Blondie

Scenario: Blonde is getting chased by a murderer in her house. She turns a corner and suddenly finds a table with 3 objects on it! A gun, a pair of scissors and a banana. WHAT DO U CHOOSE! QUICK!

The Blonde took the banana.

Moral: Blondes are dumb.

Haha. That's what happened in Scary Movie 1.

I heard a few jokes on blondes yesterday.

Q: How do you make a Blonde laugh on Friday?

A: You tell her a funny joke on Monday!

Q: One lazy Friday afternoon, a Blonde working as a secretary decided to go home early. She quickly packed up and happily went home. To her surprise, she found her husband making out with her Boss in their bedroom! But to everyone's amazement, she closed the door silently and actually felt glad! WHY?!

A: She was relieved her Boss didn't catch her for going home early.

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Here's the answer for Jx's quiz.





















Answer: Red Riding Hood.