I was browsing for glasses last week in a heartland shop and the shoplady, being very service-oriented and friendly, asked for my preferences. She gave my face a quick look and advised that I would need a wider frame because, "你的脸很阔."
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She actually said that using a matter of fact tone.
And like that wasn't depressing enough, she added, with much self-confidence,
" 你来对地方了"
FML.
But it actually would be hyper hilarious if I weren't myself. Haha. Stand-up self-mocking talk.
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