Am doing a project on Gender and Engineering, and chanced upon these:
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A woman is driving on the road &
A man is driving in the opposite direction, on that same road &
When they pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and shouts
- HORSE
Immediately the man shouts back
- Bitch !
The man laughs because he is happy to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman, and takes the turn in the road with high speed.
The man is killed by a horse smashing into his front window.
The moral:
Men never understand what women say.
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3 fastest ways of communication in the world are:
3. Tele-fax
2. Tele-phone
1. Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster? Ask her not to tell anyone!!!!
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